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Sunday, February 02, 2014

Gray Genes

I've been up since 2 AM. My hair is more than half gray--I was sitting on the bathroom counter with my feet in the sink a few minutes ago, staring at my developing wrinkles, and I suddenly realized that I am profoundly silver, every way I part my hair.  Argh.  I wish it were a crown of wisdom attained by a righteous life, but in my case it's just genetics.  Once it's totally white I will consider dyeing it an unreal neon shade and dressing in black leather and chains.  Or maybe not.

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